Happy Sport Patrick’s Day

| March 17, 2010 | 3 Comments

In honor of the holiday today, It’s Always Sunny in Detroit has decided to nominate the top ten recent “sport Patricks”. Sorry Patrick Kerney, you didn’t make the cut. And we’re off…


10. Patrick Ewing – Part human, part gorilla.

9. Patrick Ewing Jr. – Much less ability, much fewer gorilla characteristics than dad.

8. Patrick Wahhh – perhaps the best goalie of all time. How many Red Wings goalies did he fight? 4? 5?


7. Patrick “P” Kane – He doesn’t fight Detroit goalies, he fights Buffalo cab drivers.
6. Patrick Ramsey – former first round pick turned career backup. Nice arm. Cement feet.

5. Patrick Crayton – This guy looks like he should be a good receiver, but he isn’t. You know what they say – never judge a receiver by his cover.


4. Patrick McEnroe – Just think, if brother John would never have picked up a tennis racket, we wouldn’t know who Patrick McEnroe is.
3. Pat(rick) Tillman – Pretty good NFL safety. Darn good American. RIP, soldier.



2. Patrick Summitt – Testosterone say what? She has more hair on her chest than Bruce Pearl…so I’ve heard.



1. Danica Patrick – Much like Miss Kournikova, I don’t care if she wins or not. Shoot, you can’t even see her in the car during the race anyway. There’s no point in watching.

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  1. cblust21 says:

    Don't say 'Yummy' ever again.

  2. cblust21 says:

    What about Patrick Chewing?

  3. Anonymous says:

    respect to patrick chewing

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