Bronson Arroyo: His Hair and His Women
To conclude my hat trick of hockey hair posts (best hair in hockey and top celeb mops), IASID took an internal poll to crown the best head of hockey hair on a current non-hockey athlete. The winner – Bronson Arroyo. Others whose flow might look pretty sick under a Bauer include Giants ace Timmy Lincecum, Lakers forward Adam Morrison (yes, he still plays) and Vikings d-end Jared Allen.
Arroyo has had a pretty average career as Big League arms go. But, nothing is average when it comes to his hair and his women. And I’ll prove it to you that ladies love cool Bronson. Chicks don’t know what an average Big League career looks like. They’re more concerned about the blond flow and the cash flow…and being the lead guitarist and vocalist in a band (the Bronson Arroyo Band) probably doesn’t hurt things either. So naturally, I have composed a small of sampling of Bronson’s broads…
He caught a chick with his hair in corn rows? We know what this one is after…$$$
I told you that whole guitar thing has paid off.
Beer me that flow, but keep the hussy for yourself.
Hop aboard Bronson’s boat. Would you like some boat with your girls? Nah, I won’t be greedy, just gimme the girls…all 16 of them.
And last but not least…well, least on this list…Bronson’s ex-wife. Like I said, Big Leaguers shouldn’t mess with chicks stuck in Double-A…or in this case, the 35 and over beer league.
UPDATE: I was emailed additional pictures of Bronson’s ex-wife, Aimee. In fairness to this friend/relative, I agreed to post these. And after further review, she isn’t all that bad looking. She’d definitely be a Triple-A with potential to crack The Show…
And finally…howdy…!
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Get a life, Bronson met his wife in high school. People wonder why these guys leave their wives when they make it big…it's people like you that act as if a professional athlete must be validated by a female(s) that look like they just climbed off a pole. Bronson met his ex wife when he was 16 and she was 14, it's unlikely that she accepted his cornrows because she was interested in his money. Thank goodness you people sit behind computer screens and don't show you ignorant faces…and I can understand why you choose not to, I doubt you would want the world to criticize you when you did not ask to be cast upon a public forum. If people spent as much time doing something nice for others or even themselves as they do trying to cast judgment on others (in a public forum nontheless) this world would be a much better place. Why dint you start doing you part.
Sad you make a living writing CRAP!!
Make a living? Shows what you know.
Great post.
why do people take some things way too seriously????
Bronson rules!!!
Rookie ball
She aint bad.
Is she available?
He and athletes like him are what is wrong with major sports. The great ones dont need this silly attention and parade around exploiting the lifestyle.
Sad.
first post hit it right on the head.. that's the true story..
Why'd they get divorced? Did he cheat?
It isn't easy being king