Jersey Shore…the Athletes

Here at IASID, we like to rant, rave and wax poetic about what’s hot and what’s the pits about sports and pop culture.  Well, with season two kicking off tonight, there isn’t much hotter out there than MTV’s Jersey Shore.  Often times actors have body doubles for stunts.  Let’s not kid ourselves, these Jersey Shore guidos and guidettes (their words, not mine) haven’t made it that far.  That was really Snooki who took the left hook from the “f’in hippo” last season.

Ronnie - the muscles, the brains (or lack thereof), and the propensity for fistacuffs.  I wonder if Ronnie will eat your children.  Nah, he’s too busy trying to form sentences.

Vinny - he couldn’t go the summer without seeing his mama.  His family brought boatloads of pasta.  McNabb’s mama only brings the Chunky Soup.  Vinny 1 McNabb 0.

Snooki - I don’t think there is much that needs to be said here.  We know that Rodriguez doesn’t go by Ivan.

JWoww - Poor Jenni thinks she’s all that.  Boy is she wrong.  To me, she looks as if she smells like gym socks.  Speaking of looking like they reek, I present to you, Joakim Noah.

Sammi - aww, Sammi Sweetheart, the self-dubbed “sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet” – I can think of one guy who has certainly come off as a bitch…

Other IASID Jersey Shore hits…
The Situation is the bomb, yo…
Jersey Shore: The Movie…kinda

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