Little Leaguers that suck
Allow me to boast a little bit. At the age of five, faithful IASID reader Madd Dogg and I were turning double plays…in tee ball. The thing is, there wasn’t a league for five year olds. We were playing along side six and seven years olds. Yeah, we were pretty good. Our pickle games in the backyard were legendary.
We certainly didn’t suck. Here are a few Little Leaguers that are complete garbage. They frustrate the heck out of their better teammates and should probably just stick to video games…
What the heck is this? You’re trying to take the attention off your suckyness by dancing funny? Keep dancing, tool.
This kid makes up for his inability to hit by being the anti-Dez Bryant. Way to pull your weight, dude.
The only kid on the bench while every other kid is playing the field. Don’t worry Tommy, you’ll play next game, maybe.
I don’t care that you’re four, Darius, have a clue man. Put your hands together, take the stupid sticker off your helmet and hit the freakin’ baseball.
#13 sucks because Erin Andrews has her arm around him. Look how happy #24 is…putz.
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Ruthless.
this is funny! couple of thoughts:
a) the kid in the first picture appears to be doing "The Carlton"
b) if Tommy, in picture 3, wants to play he should probably wear cleats and uniform pants rather than converse and jeans
c) it is great that the kid in picture 4 is named Darius–not stereotyping, just saying that he's not what immediately comes to mind when you hear the name Darius
d) the kid in picture 5 probably pulled a hammy
e) look at the faces of the two old guys in picture 6…they are so happy to be in the presence of Erin Andrew's, but they should probably try to avoid those creepy smiles, especially the dude on the left!
Best darn double play duo in all of TBB ever!!!!!!!! Love your captions!!