Top 60 Sports Mug Shots

In the wake of Miguel Cabrera’s joyous mug shot, It’s Always Sunny in Detroit has compiled a list of over 60 sports mug shots.  It’s a dubious list to say the least…


Miguel Cabrera – 2011 – DUI

Charles Rogers – 2009 – Drugs/Stealing money from the Lions

Sergei Fedorov – 2001 – DUI/Dating Anna Kournikova

Mike Tyson (four of them) – everything under the sun

JJ Redick – 2006 – DUI/Deadly shooter

Nate Montana (Joe’s son) – 2010 – Underaged drinking/Being a golden domer

Shaun Rogers – 2010 – Gun possession

Mike Vick – 2007 – Dog fighting ring

Braylon Edwards – 2010 – DUI/Homeless beard

Joba Chamberlain – 2008 – DUI/Not rolling the bill of his hat

Charles Oakley – 2007 – DUI

Cedric Benson – 2008 -  Boating while intoxicated 

Jimmy Smith – 2009 – Drugs

Randy Moss – 2008 – Bumping a cop with his car

Laurence Maroney – 2010 – Drugs/Nice pigtails

John Daly – 2008 – Public intoxication/Public messyness

Darryl Strawberry – 2001 (and about ten other years) – Drugs

Allen Iverson – 2001 – Gun possession/assault

Kobe Bryant – 2003 – Rape charges

Scottie Pippen – 2003 – DUI

Mike Williams (Tampa Bay) – 2010 – DUI

Marv Albert – 1997 – Biting his girlfriend’s butt/Biting his own butt

Charles Barkley – 1991 & 2008 – Disorderly conduct & DUI

Dennis Rodman – 1999 – DWI

Jason Kidd – 2001 – Domestic abuse

Marcus Camby – 1997 – Drugs

Terry Glenn – 2009 – Drugs

Plaxico Burress – 2009 – Gun possession/Having papers written for him at Michigan State

Deion Sanders – 2001 – Trespassing

Carmelo Anthony – 2008 – DUI

Patrick Roy – 2008 – DUI

Tonya Harding – 1994 – Domestic violence

Jennifer Capriati – 1994 – Drugs

Jimmy Connors – 2008 – Fighting/assault

Jim Courier – 1999 – DUI

Floyd Mayweather – 2010 – Domestic abuse

Ricky Williams – 2000 – Drugs

OJ Simpson – 1994 – Killing people/Being acquitted

Adam “Pacman” Jones – 2005 – Drugs/Throwing cash

Al Unser Jr. – 2006 – DUI

Barry Bonds – 2010 – Lying his face off/Lying his face off

Roger Clemens – 2010 – Lying (again)

Albert Haynesworth – 2010 – Assault/being fat and lazy

Nikolai Khabibulin – 2010 – DUI

Dwight Gooden – 2005 – Drugs

Rey Maualuga – 2010 – DUI

JaMarcus Russell – 2010 – Drugs

Patrick Kane – 2010 – Punching a cabby

Gilbert Arenas – 2010 – Gun possession/being lame

Brandon Marshall – 2007 – DUI

Lawrence Taylor – 2010 -Statutory rape

Tony LaRussa – 2007 – DUI/Falling asleep at the wheel

Kirby Puckett – 2002 – Touching women

Antoine Walker – 2009 – DUI/The worst facial expressions

Jeff Garcia – 2004 – DUI/severely overachieving with his wife

Josh Hamilton – 2005 – All the drugs

Maurice Clarett – 2006 – Drunk driving with major artillery on his front seat

Derrick Coleman – 1992 – D(C)UI

Zach Randolph – 2009 – Drugs

Chris Chelios – 2009 – DUI/being too tough

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