80 Reasons Why We’re Excited for the NBA Season

| December 2, 2011 | 36 Comments

The owners will get 49% of the NBA revenue. The players will get 51%. Blah blah blah. Don’t bore me with meaningless numbers that have way too many zeroes. Save the talk about the super teams that players want to assemble. Does anyone even remember that the Dallas Mavericks won the NBA Championship last year?

Spare me the lockout details, just bring on the dance teams. The cheerleaders. The hotties. We’re excited for the NBA season – for 80 reasons.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    jj reddick? wtf…

  2. Anonymous says:

    Why is JJ Reddick one of the 80 reasons?

  3. Anonymous says:

    cause he is nothing but a cheerleader

  4. Anonymous says:

    I agree with the two previous posters…JJ Reddick??? What in the hell is he doing on this list? I know he's a girl, but damn really? I feel cheated having looked at this list now!

  5. Ferris Bueller says:

    This whole post is the only reason to even go to the game. Fuck sports, give me the cheerleaders!

  6. Anonymous says:

    Haha, the JJ Reddick post had me cracking up. Thanks for the 79 bro.

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  7. Iron Gargoyle says:

    I now have a reason to watch basketball. A diehard fan is born….. just dont ask me who I think is going to win or whos playing because I wont know or care. But I am all about seeing it on the big screen.

  8. David says:

    WTF was that guy doing in there???

  9. Anonymous says:

    I own a strip club in Portland, any of those girls wanna moonlight??? LOL LOL

  10. Anonymous says:

    That was 80 reasons?

    What were you counting? I lost track…

    … that was more than 80… wait… what were you counting?

    Emerson goooood reasons!

  11. Anonymous says:

    How come the cameras watch so much of the game?!

  12. Anonymous says:

    College needs to step up their game! I want to see a Cheerleader draft.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Not much diversity in the NBA cheerleader ranks I see. Thank God there are still the "others" who actually play the game.

  14. hyperrealdick says:

    And nary a Pacemate to be found

  15. Anonymous says:

    damn, guess I am glad the NBA is back. We definetly need more coverage of halftime shows and less game footage. And ESPN producers need to be inspired by these extremly talented assets

  16. Anonymous says:

    some of these birds are all busted up in the face! hella makeup over the pizza face! also some manish ladies on her plus jj? i think whoever is behind this 80 reasons might wanna spoon with jj or any dude at a rest area by a freeway. HAHA

  17. Anonymous says:

    AWSOME

  18. Anonymous says:

    Leave the chicks, ditch the players!

  19. Anonymous says:

    80 more please!

  20. Anonymous says:

    Where the hell is the brown sugar chicks???

  21. Anonymous says:

    Who cares about the brown girls?? They just aren't as attractive as white girls. Why do you think so many black dudes get with white chicks?

  22. Anonymous says:

    i wonder what their hairless pits smell like.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Take off all the make up and you will see what the little white chicks really look like. lol

  24. Anonymous says:

    Ugliest… cheerleaders… ever……..

  25. Anonymous says:

    My God that I get dizzy believes that I have been lowered the arterial tension

  26. Anonymous says:

    i seen the all the white sugar babes ,sooooooo,where is brown sugar hhmmmmmm,does,t look good to me ,show me another set.

  27. Anonymous says:

    I only made it to #14

  28. Anonymous says:

    Aren't boobs the greatest ever???? Who put that GD guy in there??? Aren't butts the second greatest??

  29. Anonymous says:

    jj reddick? haha, some hot cheerleaders some not so yea

  30. Matthew says:

    Basketball has some of the ugliest cheerleaders in all of professsional sports.

  31. Anonymous says:

    That's what is wrong with America. We're all enjoying beautiful women and someone has to to bring ethnicity into the conversation. What difference does it make as to someone's color? And just incase you missed it, moran, there were several gorgeous "brown sugar" ladies among the pictures I saw. And go ahead, make some dumb comment now. We all know you're going to!

  32. Anonymous says:

    If i had enough viagra I would screw all of them lol

  33. Anonymous says:

    I think that good revnue has been taken by Player and owner of the team.
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  34. Anonymous says:

    Reddick's prety good, but get the hell off this list! My 'excitement' wnt south after seeing tht. Sum real hotties on here, welcum back, NBA!

  35. Anonymous says:

    Reddick and the last aren't hot! xD
    The pistons have the best cheerleaders :Q______

  36. Nuffofthisshit says:

    Sorry state of NBA – must depend on some slutty girls to bring in fans. What has this got to do with basketball? These "girls" only do "cheerleading" for the attention. That's what it's all about – look at me! Piece of shit game that NBA.

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