Alex Rodriguez’s starting lineup of women
A decade ago, Yankees third baseman, then Rangers shortstop Alex Rodriguez was coming off a season in which he hit .318, 52 home runs and knocked in 135 runs. He scored 133 runs and collected 201 hits. He also stole 18 bases. The next season (2002), he’d mash 57 bombs and knock in 142 runs.
Today, Rodriguez has seen his numbers remain strong, but nowhere near as strong as they were before the steroid admissions and women controversies. Nowadays, the story surrounding ARod is who he’s dating, not how many home runs he’s going to hit.
His list of women has reached a point where he could start his own softball team. And to take the pressure off him, you know how he folds under pressure, we have set his starting lineup for him.
Batting 1st in CF – Cameron Diaz- She’s feisty on the bases and covers ground in the men field. She’s a five tool player.
Batting 2nd in LF – Bethany Frankel – She’s underrated, but passed her prime. She can’t run like she used to, but we like her experience and she could definitely move my runner over.
Batting 3rd at SS – Kate Hudson – She’s the best all around talent and no-doubt rock of this team.
Batting 4th at 1B – Torrie Wilson – ARod’s current dame – she’s a solid power hitter which she learned from her diva role in the World Wrestling Entertainment.
Batting 5th at 3B – Elaine Spottswood – She’s playing third because, well, we wouldn’t mind getting to third base with her.
Batting 7th in RF – Cynthia Scurtis (Rodriguez) – The ex-wife is playing whether ARod likes it or not. Her arm(s) make her the perfect right fielder. Check out those guns.
Batting 8th at 2B – Maritza Franco – She’s the weakest link in the infield and is a candidate to be replaced by the next up-and-coming prospect. And with the way ARod is going could be any month now.
Batting 9th and pitching – Alicia Marie – She definitely looks conditioned to “go” every fifth day, but I’d bet she could go more frequently if called upon.
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Maybe if A-Rod used the proper equipment(bat and glove) insted of his ego, the Yankees would get their money's worth out of him. Frankly, the word "Man whore" would more aptly decribe him instead of super star. I am sure all these pieces of "A" are really representing their family. Instead of throwing it out there for A-Rod to hit, maybe these "A" would better serve women by not being known as a has been piece of ass thrown aside by a piece of crap. I am not impressed by him on or off the field, he is an attention whore and definitely has a team full of "whore-ettes".
aaaaand what’s wrong with whore-ette?
Where in hell is Madonna?
Riding the pine – where she's comfortable.
outstanding
haha
well said georgs
Mr Choke has the money, the career and the women
he just does not have the ability to perform under serious stress..he just becomes one of the
regular guys…
on top of things. he mistreats servers and workers at restaurants,hotels and other hospitality venues. and he forgets that he was just an regular low middle class Miamian teenager, like those who serve him now..
A Rod gets more ass than a tiolet seat
A-Roid's in the AL. Gotta have a DH. Madonna can be the Designated Hoo-er.
He just never brings it home
a rod needs to worry abt bb more
his ex has some serious abs.
he's gay
AROD SUCKS
A-Fraud is worthless
a-rod was great with seattle, so so with rangers and riding the pine with new york more than on the field
GOT TO GIVE HIM CREDIT HE GETS PLENTY OF ASS
It sucks to be A-ROD…
he is a scum bag and they are all gold diggers.
yeah but he's no NEWT GINGRICH
i think JOE SPISHKUDNIK SHOULD HAVE WON THE MVP award in the AMERICAN LEAGUE
i think JOE SPISHKUDNIK SHOULD HAVE WON THE AMERICAN LEAGUE MVP
wrong a-rod gets sucked……often
yaeh but he's no JOE SPISHKUDNIK
YEAH AND HE HAS BIG BALLS TO GO WITH HIS GLOVE
Where is Jeter? We all know he loves those purple lips…
Looks like A-Rod has a hard time, pardon the pun, satisfying these women. I think it is time for him to clone himself and make love to his twin. He wouldn't need to keep a mirror with him all of the time. He can't seem to keep a woman, especially once they get to know him. Men who go through women like they change their underwear are hardly to be envied. Pathetic!
Madonna??? I've seen better looking street hookers.
HONESTLY,
I, DON'T EVEN THINK HE IS GOOD LOOKING. I, WOULD NOT EVEN GIVE HIM THE TIME OF DAY IF I KNEW HIM. IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE HE DIGS WOMAN WHO LET IT ALL HANG OUT. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF A FEW ON HIS LIST. GOOD LUCK A-ROD WITH TORRI WILSON. MAYBE YOU CAN TEACH HER SOME MORELS. WHAT ABOUT A GOOD GIRL NEXT DOOR TYPE FOR YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH MADONNA, WAS SHE NOT GOOD ENOUGH EITHER.
quit hatin.every damn one of youse wish u could hammer what a-rod does. i know i do
Do not date him in October…
Imagine what money can buy.
That's the best ARod can do? Seriously, this might be ok for the average joe but this is pretty pathetic for him. Which exactly is the hot one? Most of these "women" look like dudes. And WTF do people see in Cameron Diaz? She has the body of a 10 yr old boy with a soccer ball for a head. Totally unattractive! This dude should have been dating Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, etc.
haters….
IF YOU HAD THE DOUGH YOU WOULD BE SHOOTING BEAVERS ALL DAY TOO.
Charlie Sheen scamming on Melissa…you go Charlie
Charlie Sheen is checking on Melissa…you go Charlie!!!
i work in nursing so i see women today as $$$$ hungry selfish backstabbing femifacists 99% of them would gladly spread their legs in order to not work. i hate working with these type of women since i enjoy as a straight male, being compassionate and helping the needs of these sick patients . these women do it for the $$$$ and are not enjoyable to be around, always bitchin and backstabbing !!! it is shocking how aggressive and selfish women really can be , especially in nursing !!! it is very easy to control and manipulate others inorder for them to get their way !!!! arod sees only the feminine side of women , until they take him to the cleaners !!!there is no stigma today for women actin like whores in order to get $$$$$. and the "good girls" get leftout. simply it is all about using somebody. it still amazes me still today what people will do for $$$$$. i will get off my soapbox, but working with women the past 15 years has really opened my eyes how polluted they really are. i would think that at least in nursing that the patients should come first. but they dont. arod is just a symptom of how our society has really become. even sports arent pure anymore just $$$$$$.
The bigggest lie in the world is all men are created equal! When you have fame and money good things happen!! enjoy A rod
You are my idol. I wish I was you with all those hot bitches.
When he gets rid of each girl does he give them a memoribilia basket like Jeter???
U all are just jealous!….if u could have just one of these fine looking woman you would bow your load in seconds! man up….he,s got it going on"!,,
Its all about the "TANG'
A-rod/Da'ramrod that lucky ba$ard!
a-fraud sucks…..
i wanna trade spots with a rod id love to play against any of these beautiful women anyday especially into extra innings lol
my favorite saying is, "the better looking they are, the more it is going to cost you"!!!!!!!!!! He will pay.
Torrie Wilson should b the 1 you keep!!!!!!!!!!!!–the others keep droppin the ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a- rod will probably die of aids
just like the KARDASHIANS- IF THEY HAD ALL OF THEM STICKING OUT OF THEM THAT WENT IN THEM THEY WOULD LOOK LIKE PORCUPINES
damn, i'd suck the turd out of any one of them
He is attracted to women whose features resemble those of a man.
Responding to previous comment-if he landed those women over money money buys prostitutes. Those women contradict the argument that humans are the most evolved. Hookers all.
He,s a bum
Gay-Rod
he used to go vips in ny when he was married. what a great guy
A.I.D.S.= Alex Immuno Deficiency Syndrome. You know he slept with all of them without a condom. He looks like the type and so do they (they kinda also look like men. Just check out the testosterone bodies of Maritza Franco and his ex-wife).
The last one on the list is way hotter than any of the others. Cameron Diaz is hot only when compared to the "fatty of the month club."
Jerry Lynch
He is a great Baseball player. HES up there with Ruth. He gets the ladies great…
go long rod…..oooops a-rod….more power to you…..days are numbered….just enjoy it ….some day you…will be old and look back and say damn….i had a good time! r.e.
Maritza Franco is tops – either a woman or gay guy made up this list. jealous much?
Where is the designated hitter
all i can say he is a smart puerto rican,hes not only a baseball player,, but hes definintly a player in the fielddddddddddd,,lol
Alex was a Mariner for a while and a real asset to our team and then he bailed at a time when we had alot of promise. Now hes a yankee Ill never trust a team that screwed over babe ruth, loyalty is everything and the yanks have never apologized for the way the babe was treated. Alex is just another name on a long list of losers in sports, money come and money goes but a legacy pays off in eternal spades.I hope he turns it all around and becomes the best that he can be.
If any of you had his money, you would have done the same. Woman will always take a free ride if they can get it, and looks come second when cash is king.
For all the haters, get over it! it aint healthy.
this is stupid….
A-Rod looks like he's really been throwing the "Rod" alot over the years!!!! lol
The more you hate, the more it shows that you wish it was YOU.
They look like men??? Yeah right.
Go A-Rod!
What about Sofia Vergara? Didn’t he date her too???
they all pretty much strap it on the way upurrump likes