"The Gronk Song" makes me uncomfortable
Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski put together the best single season for a tight end ever. Ever. So how’s he celebrated? Some guy mashed some words together and came up with the best song fully dedicated to a tight end ever. But before you check this out and expect any sort of musical genius, can you name another song devoted to a tight end?
You won’t get Enimen’s anger or Snoop Dogg’s flow. You’ll just get a whole lot of Gronk and a whole lot of head scratching.
You think you can come up with a better song about an NFL tight end? You think you can out-do these lyrics? Go ahead and try your hand with a rap about Cleveland Browns tight end – Dan Gronkowski.
Who’s that man Gronkowski?
If the end zone was a home he’d have a house key.
6 foot 6 he’s never been in any danger,
even though 3 years ago he was a teen ager.
Shopping for him must be hard to do
cause he wears a massive size 16 shoe.
He went to college in arizona
calls Bibi Jones when he gets a Gronk boner
Who’s that man? That’s Rob Gronk?
What’s he gonna do? He aint gonna stop
Let us enjoy the show that commences
as he destroy’s opposing defenses.
If he was alive in 1775
no revolution would be needed to survive.
British soldiers with just one glance
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Its a Ok But I think Ed The Ape's Do the Gronk is much better.