It is officially always sunny in Detroit…at least while Miss Kate Upton is gracing the area with her presence. I happened to bump into Miss Upton around town not more than an hour ago. And for those wondering what she’s like, she’s as friendly as she is popular. She didn’t have to give Tim Regular the time of day, but she did.
Whether she decides to sport the It’s Always Sunny in Detroit bumper magnet that I gave her is neither here nor there (but we’d love it if she did). The jealous critics that have recently labeled her as “fat” couldn’t be more off base. She’s as hot as a Justin Verlander four-seamer is fast.
It was great to meet you, Kate. Welcome to Detroit.