The mission of a staring contest is to stare your opponent in the eye and not be the first to blink. After challenging Miss Kate Upton to a many staring contests via YouTube, I’m 0-16. But of those sixteen losses, the vast majority have been moral victories. In sports, I have always been one to say that moral victories are for losers. But my goodness, I’ll take a moral victory any day and twice on Tuesday in this staring contest. Let me know if you have better luck.