There’s the sun, molten lava and then this Kate Upton swimsuit photoshoot video just released by Sports Illustrated...not in that order. The editors at SI finally decided to release this smokin’ white hot video of Kate hanging out in some irrelevant town in Florida. It’s lovely. My goodness, it’s almost like Merriam Webster should re-name the bikini the upton.
Her lips are moving in the video and I think she’s talking, but I couldn’t tell for sure. My eyes made my ears stop working. Mrs. Verlander has totally stolen from my fantasy football prep time…and my good night’s sleep…and my work day tomorrow (be careful if you’re watching at work). And shoot, she might even consume my weekend. Watch at your own risk.