Sneak peek of the 2013 Miami Dolphins cheerleader calendar

| August 18, 2012 | 11:13 pm | 52 Comments

After watching the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders re-make of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” video dozens hundreds of times, I feel like I have a bond with these girls.  While coming upon sneak previews of their 2013 calendar, I figured out what it is.  The Dolphins cheerleading squad is full of smoking hot chicks and I enjoy smoking hot chicks.  It isn’t rocket science, but it took me a while to come up with it because I nearly lose consciousness watching that video.

Anyway, these sneak peeks will give you all cheerleader and no annoying poppy song.  On to the ladies of the Miami Dolphins 2013 calendar…

Photo of the Miami Dolphins 2013 cheerleading calendar

 

Photo of the Miami Dolphins 2013 cheerleading calendar

Photo of the Miami Dolphins 2013 cheerleading calendar

Photo of the Miami Dolphins 2013 cheerleading calendar

Photo of the Miami Dolphins 2013 cheerleading calendar

Photo of the Miami Dolphins 2013 cheerleading calendar

Photo of the Miami Dolphins 2013 cheerleading calendar

Photo of the Miami Dolphins 2013 cheerleading calendar

Photo of the Miami Dolphins 2013 cheerleading calendar

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  1. Buster Cullins says:

    If the team plays as well as the cheerleaders look we will be in good shape this year, I would just like to see them stick behind Nate Moore as quarterback this year with the team he had last year he performed very well now that we have some line to help this year. the Brandon Marshall deal was a mistake we lost a hell of a threat and now we have Chad it would have been a double threat for any team to deal with. We will see. Good Luck Dolphinsand coaching staff. From a true Fin Fan lets win AFC East.

    • NYG! says:

      Who’s Nate Moore?

      • Bruce Wayne says:

        Nate Moore is Matt Moore’s alter ego when Matt is on the field.

      • TIMMAY says:

        BWAHAHAHAH win the East with the Pats win every year with no defense? The J-E-T-S win with nothing BUT defense…the Bills signed WHAT washed-up WR? …and Miami brings to the table….err…um ….hey, 2014 could be a good year in the draft, hold your heads up Fins or you’ll drown in the changes….oh and that water thing too

      • Bob Zilla says:

        A better way to put that ? would be “who the F**k is Nate Moore? Does his name even get capitalized yet, has he earned it (LOL)?????

      • JJ says:

        I like to eat Dolphin :)

      • Anonymous says:

        nat moore was 1 the dolphins best wr ever.. he played hi first game in 1974.. 1st. time he ever touched the ball– touchdown. he was also a kick returner back then

    • rob says:

      YOU MUST BE A HUGE FAN. DONT EVEN KNOW THE QBS NAME

    • Anonymous says:

      which one is Chad’s new wife?

    • Tammy116 says:

      Just a few problems to mention. It’s Matt Moore as our Quarterback! That video of the teenaged cheerleaders singing,”Call me” is real trashy. I am so totally irritated by that song on the radio after I saw them singing it on Dolphins.com. Pathetic. Lastly, football is not just for men anymore. There are many woman that enjoy the sport with or without their man. Why does there have to be very young naked woman to promote a team? When will we evolve already? That certainly doesnt make me want to go and buy women gear at all. Actually, I wont buy it. I want to support my team but not with all that trashy advertising attached!!!

      • Brian says:

        Because men still are the largest viewing audeince, and men love hot women. Get over it, this wasn’t aimed at you any way.

    • richie says:

      THERE CHEERLEADERS ARE SKANKS AND THE TEAM SUKS. DONT LOOK FOR ANYTHING GOOD FROM MIAMI. YOU WANT TO SEE NICE? CHECK OUT THE DUTCH FIELD HOCKEY PLAYERS.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Ay least he comments on your sorry Azz team.

  3. Jessica Yan says:

    Nice Pics..Very Sexy..

  4. Gene Stephens says:

    Nice looking ladies—but will someone PLEASE give them ALL a cheeseburger—too many ribs showing!!

    • tom says:

      Dude, if you think that these girls need to eat a cheeseburger then you have a problem! There are plenty of lard ass chicks out there for ya! Cheerleaders are not suppose to be cows. I bet you have a “hard” time looking at farm animals don’t you?

    • TREY MOODY says:

      I LIKE WHAT I SEE AND THEY DONT NEED A CHEESEBURGER– YOU NEED TO KEEP THE FAT CHICKS TO YOURSELF STAY OUT OF THE MEN WAY WITH MONEY TO SPEND, DO TO THINK THEY WANT A JOB MAKEN 8.00 A HOUR, OR A MAN WITH 8 MILLION IN THE BANK TO SPEND ON HER!!!!

  5. Author says:

    Bigger Bwbs Plz.

    • Anonymous says:

      Pipe down tubby. You and Gene (above) can go find the fat chicks you crave at the local Sonic drive-through.

    • Lawrence Powers says:

      WHAT IS WITH YOU MALE MORONS! I AM A HANDSOME, BUFF GUY IN HIS TWENTIES. I LOATHE FAKE BOOBS. I’LL TAKE A REAL AA ANYDAY, TO PLASTIC ROCKETS IMPLANTED ON TINY GIRLS CHESTS. A GOOD PAIR IS A GOOD PAIR, AA – DD. JUST PEASE LADIES, KEEP THEM SOFT AND REAL! MOST OF THE DUDES I HANG WITH TOTALLY AGREE.

  6. nevermind says:

    why does the nfl even need stpid sluts to promote themselves? recession, mmmm maybe cut the bitches from calling themselves cheerleaders. save some money. we dont have shit like that in nascar! you all do realize that children watch football? is that how you want them to think of women, as objects?

    • Anonymous says:

      Go back to your knitting Grandma. You don’t have chicks like this in nascar because no one wants to see your fat redneck stepchildren waddling around in denim shorts on the asphalt.

    • gary says:

      When did you crawl out of the cave? My 16 year old daughter and about 15 of her friends all were cheerleaders for their highschool football team and most of the girls actually started cheering for the Little Giants. Most hope to continue on with college-then maybe a professional cheerleader as a career-Does that make them sluts also?
      As an aside, I happened to be in DC and after a Wizards game the cheerleaders came in to the bar/restaurant and had calenders for sale and gave autographs talked football etc. and were very down to earth and professional. By the way I believe part of the proceeds from the calender sales went to local charities. Very slutty…just saying.

  7. gary murphy says:

    If there is anything on earth more beautiful then a woman’s body I don’t
    know what it is.

  8. Etadic Nowbitc says:

    STFU vanessa, you beast. Did you have a point, or did you just show up to waddle around and taunt men who like women who take care of themselves?

  9. Gary says:

    Gene , You’re just jealous cause your wife ate all the bar-b-q ribs and looks like the pig they came from.

  10. Kevin says:

    If only they would allow those uniforms on the field, the other team would surely be distracted.

    Can the boys team be as HOT as the girls this year?

  11. Callysta says:

    They are so sexy and hot

  12. Ms Bness says:

    I think I need at least three of those suits! Where can I get them? I love my Dolphins, even in these dark days, and I think the cheerleaders at just that, for cheer. Let’s not make it more complex, gang up and try to bash these young women, all of whom have their own careers, families and goals. Jealousy is the only ugly aspect to this article and subsequent comments. Go girls and go Fins!

    Fins Up!

  13. ben dover says:

    i just don’t think they’re all that pretty…maybe it’s just the pictures…and, yes, a couple of them are knockouts…but on the whole?…eh…sorry…this acknowledges that all of the EXTREMELY pretty girls are already employed somewhere else…

  14. Anonymous says:

    Chad, why didn’t you marry one of these girls and boob butt one of them No harm no foul? HBO needs to give you your own reality show Cinco de breast O Each week one of these babes throws errant passes to you and in the end you get married and work at Sea World feeding the Dolphins minnows from your big mouth Chile please You wide receivers fade faster than Clorox in the Miami sun. I hear arena football is looking for former players who look good it pink Chile please . you are no longer employable in the NFl No -Flinging-Ladies around What a waste of God given talent. Please chile find out who head butted your skinny ass When you were a kiddie.

  15. dljae lakdle says:

    who gives a crap………….

  16. Mr Tea Bag says:

    Who cares if the team sucks, least the calender will brighten up the room XD

    • Anonymous says:

      Wow what a fairy comment,Well least miami cheerleaders look half decent compared to other teams, Oh what u know there football team is only half decent compared to other teams also!!!!

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