What do you get when you wander onto a Sacramento-area high school football field during a game without your shirt on? The answer: you get the snot knocked out of you.
Some lost soul, who has been identified as 25-year old Patrick Hurley of Colfax (CA) decided it was a good idea to get loaded, take off his shirt and saunter on to the Colfax football field. He proceeded to pour out the contents of his water bottle and glare around looking angry and confused. My dear grandmother would classify Hurley as a “dope.” Hey, it fits. And then…the dads took over. Dads helping fellow dads keep their sons’ football field safe.
I don’t think they necessarily qualify as “Dads of the Year”, but the distraction, the pummeling and the dog pile was quite a display of (albeit fairly unnecessary) heroism. The moral of the story: 25-year olds should find a different place to wander cluelessly than a football field in Sacramento…and if you’re 25 and don’t know how to wear a belt…well, I can’t help you there.
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