The Dallas Mavericks are apologizing to their fans for trotting out the broken down versions of Vince Carter, Shawn Marion and Elton Brand by having their dance team frolic in white sparkly bikinis.
The Dallas Mavericks Dancers’ uniforms made their debuts this past Saturday at the Mavs’ home opener. The fabric-challenged gear was the hit of the show as the Mavs beat the…ah who cares who the Mavs beat (or if they even played)? They say that everything’s bigger in Texas. And they are liars.