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Tim is the founder and author of It’s Always Sunny In Detroit. Born and raised north of "The D", he was hands down the fastest kid on the playground. In his glory days as a Big Ten baseballer, Tim often thought about dating Jennifer Love Hewitt. After he hung ‘em up and got real, he graduated from law school and came back to Detroit. He has been keeping it sunny ever since.
Joey Crawford to Dwyane Wade: “Don’t yell at me!”
NBA referee Joey Crawford never tries to make the game about himself. He always interacts well with players and treats them like they’re human beings. He’s a kind, gentle man. Yeah, right. Crawford responded to [...]
Justin Verlander rewards brother Ben for getting drafted by the Tigers
The Tigers drafted Ben Verlander, Justin’s younger brother, in the 14th round of Major League Baseball’s First-Year Player Draft earlier this month. After Ben signed his first professional baseball contract, JV [...]
Funny or Die makes hilarious LeBron James flopping parody (VIDEO)
Funny or Die got funny with “LeBron James – It’s In My Blood,” a compilation of LeBron proclaiming to act the same way off the basketball court as he does on it. That includes, of course, what have become [...]
B.J. and Justin Upton collide in the outfield (VIDEO)
Aside from a hot April where Justin Upton hit .298 with 12 home runs, the Upton brothers have been hot garbage in Hotlanta this season, their first with the Braves. Justin has seen his average plummet to .247 overall and he [...]
Pavel Datsyuk inks three-year extension through 2016-17
Following up on last night’s work with the crystal ball, Red Wings magician Pavel Datsyuk indeed signed a contract extension that should make him a Red Wing for life. General manager Ken Holland told the Free Press the [...]
Jim Leyland makes funny quip on doubles
The Baltimore Orioles are in Detroit for three games – Monday through Wednesday. Prior to Monday’s game, Tigers’ skipper Jim Leyland was asked about the O’s stud third baseman Manny Machado who is on [...]
Report: Chad Johnson is losing $46,000 a month
Just because former NFL wide receiver/professional screw off Chad Johnson was released from jail prior to the 30-day sentence that was originally handed down does not mean his life is all hunky-dory. According to TMZ, [...]
Miami Dolphins cheerleaders lip sync Taylor Swift’s “22″ in bikinis (GIFs and VIDEO)
You may remember the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders from their Carly Rae Jepsen “Call Me Maybe” cover of yesteryear. Well, they’re back and they might just be better than ever. This time they’re [...]
Little kids fight over foul ball at College World Series (VIDEO)
It (probably) sucks when your sister is bigger, stronger and better at sports than you are. Little Tommy had to deal with that very fact when his sister caught a foul ball during Monday’s College World Series match [...]
Pavel Datsyuk to sign contract to make him a Red Wing for life?
Earlier Monday night, the verified Twitter account belonging to Pavel Datsyuk tweeted out “Big day tomorrow…” And before many could see it, digest it and pump their fist, it was gone. Luckily @panicstreak, [...]
Kenyon Martin lists 15,000 square foot house (PICS)
Coming into the 2013 season, part of which he played with the New York Knickerbockers, Kenyon Martin earned roughly $110,784,447.00 in his 12-year NBA career. With the money he didn’t spend on tattoos, he purchased a [...]
Slow motion GIF of a golf ball at impact of Tiger Woods’ swing
Tiger Woods’ tee shot at the second hole during the third round of the U.S. Open is depicted in the slow motion GIF below. It was recorded using NBC’s “Hyper-mo” which records at 62,000 frames per [...]
PGA Tour rookie Shawn Stefani hits hole-in-one at U.S. Open (VIDEO)
Outside of the 2013 U.S. Open champion Justin Rose, there might be another player who will remember this weekend more than PGA rookie Shawn Stefani. On Sunday, Stefani stepped up to the 246-yard par 3 17th hole. He was [...]
Lions legend Lem Barney calls football “deadly”; later apologizes
Detroit Lions legend and football Hall of Famer Lem Barney sat in front of dozens of kids who wish to make a football their career Friday and told them not to. Barney spoke at the Sound Mind Sound Body Camp in Southfield [...]
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