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Best Names in College Basketball – 2013-14 version

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With 351 men’s Division-I college basketball teams, the quality of names that play the game run the gamut.  There are the gems from overseas, unbeatable first names, first name/last name combos for the ages, and the public address announcers’ nightmares.

The It’s Always Sunny in Detroit research team has compiled this list of the BEST names in college basketball for the 2013-14 season:

The All-Hollywood Name Team

The names in this group could very easily be on the big screen and no one would know the difference.

Dakota Slaughter – junior forward – Alabama

Canyon Barry – freshman forward – Charleston

Maverick Morgan – freshman center – Illinois

Lucky Jones – junior guard – Robert Morris

Indiana  Faithfull – junior guard – Wofford


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  2. Aaron

    February 5, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    All these different teams and no mention of Basil Smotherman from Purdue? That’s a name that has to make the cut somewhere.

  3. Obamasites

    February 6, 2014 at 5:40 pm

    … and every one of them crapped out by a welfare-4-life, baby-hatchery, selfish single mother who also plopped out several other illegitimate kids by several different baby daddies.

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