Best Names of National Signing Day 2014


There were some two, three, four and five-star recruits that committed to play football in college on Wednesday as part of National Signing Day.  But more importantly, there were some five-star names.

Some of these are so good, they could be six-star names.  It’s Always Sunny in Detroit bypassed the drama of who ditched this school for that school.  Instead, we dug deep and came up with the Top 25 names from National Signing Day 2014.

25. Nick Chubb – Running Back – Georgia

24. Ross Pierschbacher – Guard – Alabama  — Imagine if he was a quarterback and the PA guy had to say Pierschbacher 30 times a game?  No thank you.

23. Demarcus Christmas – Defensive Tackle – Florida State

22. Damien Mama – Guard – USC  — Mama probably said knock you out.

21. Papi White – Running Back – Ohio

20. LeGrande Harley – Linebacker – South Florida  — Spanish for “the large Harley”

19.  Thor Katoa – Linebacker – Utah

18. J-Shun Harris – Wide Receiver – Indiana

17. Greer Martini – Linebacker – Notre Dame

16. Frank Kee – Guard – TCU  — Franky?

15. Chance Waz – Safety – Baylor  — Coolest sounding name on the list

14. Moral Stephens – Wide Receiver – Florida  — And the moral of the story, get the ball to Moral.

13. Gusty Schwartzmeier – Defensive Tackle – Buffalo

12. Evan Butts – Tight End – Virginia  —  That’s unfortunate.

11. Jordan Fuchs – Tight End – Indiana  — And that’s even more unfortunate.

10. Jyaz Jones – Safety – Colorado State  — Because Jazz was too easy.

9. Hercules Mata’afa – Defensive End – Washington State

8. Squally Canada – Running Back – Washington State

7. Freedom Akinmoladum – Tight End – Nebraska

6. David Senior, Jr. – Wide Receiver – Northern Illinois  — So there’s a Senior, Junior and a Senior, Senior.

5. Speedy Noil – Athlete – Texas A&M  — Of course he’s listed as an “Athlete”, he’s Speedy.

4. Davon Godchaux – Defensive End – LSU  — God show?

And the best three…

3. Lion King – Defensive End – Eastern Michigan  — Yes, his legal name is Lion King. He recently dropped Conway as his last name.

2. Wonderful Terry – Cornerback – Western Kentucky  —  He better not suck.

1. Ge’Monee Brown – Defensive Tackle – Western Kentucky  — G Money!  YES!

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