A drunken Manchester United fan dialed 999 (the equivalent of 911 in England) Tuesday to complain about Man U’s loss to Sunderland which knocked the out of the Capital One Cup.
The drunkard was hoping to talk to Sir Alex Ferguson who managed Manchester United from 1986 until he retired in May last year. During Ferguson’s 26 years with Man U, he won 38 trophies, including the European Cup, 13 Premier Leagues and two UEFA Champions League titles.
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