Minnesota Vikings rookie receiver Cordarrelle Patterson took a pitch and ran it 50 yards to the house during their Week 17 snoozefest against the Lions. On the play, Lions defensive end Devin Taylor (92) over-ran the play, Ndamukong Suh (90) took a horribly terrible angle and safety Rashean Mathis (31 with long hair) was just out for a Sunday jog.
I’ll give this an ‘E’ for effort. It certainly looks like a guy who has forgotten that fans pay good money to watch him play football.
This, my friends, is why the Lions need to be blown up.
Tim is the founder and author of It’s Always Sunny In Detroit. Born and raised north of "The D", he was hands down the fastest kid on the playground. In his glory days as a Big Ten baseballer, Tim often thought about dating Jennifer Love Hewitt. After he hung ‘em up and got real, he graduated from law school and came back to Detroit. He has been keeping it sunny ever since.