If we were to play word association and I said “liquor” and “most exciting two minutes”, you’d probably think I was describing a good Friday night with your girlfriend. If I were to expand the game and say “mint julep” and “fastest two minutes in sports”, it’d be a no-brainer, the Kentucky Derby.
The 138th running of the Derby is next weekend and dozens of celebrity hotties will flock to Louisville with big @$$ hats and cutie-patootie dresses. I don’t get it. You spend all afternoon pounding pops with mint leaves in them only to watch little men whip four-legged versions of NASCAR make four left turns. And in two minutes, it’s over. Hooray!
Then again, these twenty-five celebrity babes are probably all too familiar with the whole “two minutes and it’s over” routine.
Paris Hilton
Marissa Miller
Erin Andrews
Aubrey O’Day
Danica Patrick
Gabrielle Union
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jenny McCarthy
Maria Menounos
Kendra Wilkinson, Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison
Julie Benz
Petra Nemcova
Miranda Lambert
Kim Kardashian
Kate Gosselin
Ashlee Simpson
Jessica Simpson’s boobs
Kate Walsh
Bethenny Frankel
Heidi Montag
Jordin Sparks
Linda Cardellini
Nancy O’Dell